You won’t find this sort of natural lush beauty in commercial beauty pageants, but this nudist camp pageant lineup that Kinky Delight found is something special:

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When you order the jumbo sex toy, discovering too late that you’re not really playing in the big leagues:

Today’s lesson: ambition should always be tempered by practicality!

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Overheard on Mastodon:

“Tumblr had some good stuff, until the Payment Processor Nation attacked.”

I feel like “attack of the Payment Processor Nation” is describing part of the same blind men’s elephant as the pornocalypse coinage is describing.

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Some random ad on TikTok: “Can your stripper do this?”

Actual stripper Dakota Burd: “Hold my beer…”

I like mine better!

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Merry Christmas! Here’s Carole Lombard unwrapping presents in 1929, when she would have been about 21 years old:

There’s a widely-published (but to my eye, unacceptably-garish) colorized version of this photo, too.

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She knows what she’s got, and she’s not letting go of it:

This image has seen a lot of viral transmission, but I can’t find an artist credit for it.

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This spectacular 1900 photo of a nude dancer doing the splits is by photographer Henri Oltramare.

I found it on Mastodon with descriptive text by abananabag:

A dancer who is completely nude except the flowers in her hair is doing the splits as she stretches her arms to one side in a ballet pose. Her eyes are ringed in heavy eyeliner as one would see in a silent movie. She has a slight smile upon her lips.

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